By the way, "alot" should be a world. Why in the world do we need to separate it out into two? "A lot" sounds like "a lot for sale," not "alot of homework." I'm thinking about petitioning to the dictionary to get this fixed. I am still looking for a phone number to call, but I can't find one anywhere. Maybe I'll just mail a letter to Santa, and he'll take care of it.
Anyway, back to our overuse of computers. One day, not too long ago, I had just finished up a story. I wanted to share it on Google Docs, no big deal. I tried to upload it, but it said the servers were down. Thats too bad.
Then, just today, I was gonna go to Wikipedia for some blog ideas, but it was down. Thats too bad.
How many more bad things will happen? Many.
Here are some bad things that could happen to our world within the next few years:
-A virus could infect Wikipedia, automatically correcting all the incorrect information. Teachers wouldn't know what to do.
-Google could crash. Where would we go to get ALL our information? Actually, on the other hand, it would be interesting to see Google crash. The monopoly would be gone, and competition would increase, hopefully allowing for more advances in technology. Google, please crash.
-Oh, okay. I see how it is. Now Wikipedia decides to work....Wait, I take that back, it crashed again. How am I gonna finish this research paper?
-It seems as if Wikipedia is running out of money. At the top of every page is a banner begging for cash. Maybe they will have to rely on volunteers to write the articles now...oh wait, they already do that.
-I just found a banner that uses peer pressure to get your money.
I wonder if Peter Chang drank as a teen?
Continuing on with my list of bad things that can happen to the world:
-Pandora radio could crash. Then I wouldn't be supplied with good free music.
-Yahoo could crash. Then I wouldn't be able to check my email, or play pool online.
-Blogger could crash. Then I wouldn't be able to blog.
I am going to simulate blogger crashing. This is what all my posts would look like:
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I would get tired of reading that after a while.
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