Sunday Night

Some ramblings (pay no attention to the following. In fact, you shouldn't read this. Yes, don't read the following section at all. I am warning you, don't read this.):

I was watching the Bears-Packers game tonight, and realized how sad I was. Sitting in front of a TV, watching grown men hit themselves against each other, trying to get someplace that could easily be reached if they went on the sidelines, holding something that can be bought at Walmart for 10 dollars. Instead of watching, I decided to check the internet (to make sure it was still there).

Actually, when I first got on, I thought the internet wasn't working. Then I waited for the page to load, and it worked. But it was slower than usual. My thoughts shifted to a desire for the local Mediacom sales rep to get injured. Then it was fast again. My thoughts shifted back to wishing the Mediacom sales rep will lead a mediocre life.

The end.

Actually what I really wanted to comment on was the lack of objectiveness in various sports blogs. The posts I have seen generally talk about one team in particular, the blogger's favorite team. I hope that those blogs become more varied, and do not turn into a shrine for a certain team. I'm sure that when you can only say so much about the Vikings, you must turn to another team. Like the Bears.

The end 2.0

Actually I would like to comment on my first comment. We watch football to belong. We love when our team scores. We sigh when our team doesn't acheive thier short-term goal of not sucking. We talk with friends about teams, who wins, who loses, why my team is better than yours, why your team has no chance of being better than mine, why his team is stupid, why he wears that jersey, why she likes football, etc.

The end 2.1

Actually, now that I think about it. I would like to express my new dislike of TJ Max's selection.

There, dislike expressed.

The final end.

PS:If you are reading this: Score one for reverse psychology.