Monday, January 25, 2010

Observations from a Monday Morning Blogging Session

There are 28 people in the room, including me.  The person next to me is looking at ESPN.com, calling different basketball players "douches."  The other person next to me is editing his blog list.  The person to the right of the second person next to me (who was to my right) it looking at the blog of the person to my right. 

The person to the left of my left is looking at aplangcomp.wordpress.com, although I'm not sure why.  As for myself, I am on the internet.

There are two people in front of me and to my left; they are both blogging dutifully.  A "duty" can also be defined as an import tax on a consumer item. "Doing your duty" has multiple meanings, such as going to the restroom.  It can also mean doing your civic duty, such as voting and running for office.  For some men (and women), doing your duty can mean going into the army.

These are my observations from a Monday Morning Blogging Session
Synthesized by Mikey J at 7:54:00 AM
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A hot dog is God's Toe.
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"I accidentally ordered an extra entree, can you come and eat if for me?"
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(Probability also said Michigan would beat Appalachian State)
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You know we're doomed if we idol a guy named "Young Jeezy." Funniest name ever.
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"You know what they say about assuming?"
"What?"
"Sometimes you're right... sometimes you're wrong"
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Dumb: "Quit being such a smart ass!"

Smart: "I'd rather be a smart ass than a dumb ass."

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-"Well, the short answer is no. But the long answer would be yes, it has one more letter."
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-After drinking all that diet soda, I felt Splendid
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Only in America:

-Can you walk the streets without getting shot
-Will the police respond to your call without corrupt agendas
-Will you be allowed to elect your leaders
-You don't have to put barbed wire around your yard
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