A Rare Artifact From the Famous

Ok folks, one of my loyal readers just sent me this transcript between two important politicians as they were watching the State of the Union Address tonight. The first part of the conversation cut off, but that is irrelevant. My own discussion of the address will follow in the coming days, but this transcript will get it started.

Grabbage Burmeister

how about we triple our gold supply?

1:29amChun Shung Mao

lol

1:29amGrabbage Burmeister

lets just lower the unemployment rate to 0

and how about we make free oil

and take over the world while were at it

1:30amChun Shung Mao

haha

that was the funniest goal ive ever heard.

i'd like to cut my 100 time in HALF!!

1:31amGrabbage Burmeister

haha yes

1:33amChun Shung Mao

these promises seem unreal.

10,000 college credit?

$*

1:34amGrabbage Burmeister

yeah

this happens every year

empty promises

"lets clear a few things up"

"im not gay"

"but i like men"

again, the generalization from vivid cases

1:36amChun Shung Mao

post hoc

^ not really

^i just wanted to use that word

1:36amGrabbage Burmeister

idk the latin

quit flirting with your wife...

1:37amChun Shung Mao

hm?

1:38amGrabbage Burmeister

he said "she gets embarrased"

nvm...

1:38amChun Shung Mao

oh..lol

i thought you were talking to me directly.

1:38amGrabbage Burmeister

no

sorry

1:39amChun Shung Mao

am i the only one watching this speech on BET?

1:40amGrabbage Burmeister

probably

im on ABC

1:41amGrabbage Burmeister

the party in office gets blamed for the recession

"ordinary times"

church reference?

(2nd sunday in ordinary time)

1:43amChun Shung Mao

yeahh!! veto that bill!

1:43amGrabbage Burmeister

uhhh

he didnt mention public education in the "national security, medicare, medicaid, social security"

that wouldnt be frozen

1:44amChun Shung Mao

uh oh.

1:44amGrabbage Burmeister

haha i love his specifity

"congress must put forth specific guidlines by a certain deadline"

1:45amChun Shung Mao

haha

dont stress the details

1:45amGrabbage Burmeister

sure

nvm

the freeze wont take effect until next year, after we graduate

1:46amChun Shung Mao

lol. but public colleges.

1:46amGrabbage Burmeister

?

1:46amChun Shung Mao

are also public education.

1:46amGrabbage Burmeister

i dont think those are govt controlled at all

1:46amChun Shung Mao

yeah they are...

1:46amGrabbage Burmeister

we pay tuition to keep them afloat

1:47amChun Shung Mao

public ones are cheaper for a reason.

1:47amGrabbage Burmeister

well i guess they are govt sponsored, but nothing federal

its all state govt

so the federal freeze will have little effect

1:48amChun Shung Mao

ahh true true.

ture ture

1:48amGrabbage Burmeister

ture

1:50amChun Shung Mao

my public trust demands a tripling of our gold.

1:50amGrabbage Burmeister

my pubic trust demands crab free environments

1:51amChun Shung Mao

my public trust demands the silver standard and a 4 hour workday!!

1:51amGrabbage Burmeister

im calling in a pullman strike

1:55amChun Shung Mao

whos tough?

1:55amGrabbage Burmeister

RALPH NADER

1:55amChun Shung Mao

yeah!

1:56amGrabbage Burmeister

"we are sending more troops into war, so the troops can come home"

is what he basically just said

1:56amChun Shung Mao

makes sense.

much easier to win at risk quicky with three guys instead of one.

1:57amGrabbage Burmeister

ture

all troops are coming home

1:58amChun Shung Mao

false

some will die

1:58amGrabbage Burmeister

and will come home, dead

1:58amChun Shung Mao

but thats pretty ominous to say.

1:58amGrabbage Burmeister

or will come home as in the kingdom of heaven, Gods home

1:59amChun Shung Mao

ture

1:59amGrabbage Burmeister

i like how ABC just focused on the guy not paying attention

2:00amChun Shung Mao

haha so did BET!!

i bet they do that on purpose.

2:00amGrabbage Burmeister

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2:00amChun Shung Mao

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2:00amGrabbage Burmeister

hahahaa

colored

president

they TOO will face growing consequences

i like how he just snuck in HIV/AIDS

2:02amChun Shung Mao

lol

one sentance

sneaky sneaky

2:02amGrabbage Burmeister

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2:05amGrabbage Burmeister

the military leader response to the gay army men...

hes nearing the end of the speech, so he throws in his pitch to all demographics- immigrants, women, gays

2:05amChun Shung Mao

yep.

thats how its supposed to be done.

2:06amGrabbage Burmeister

he didnt take a stand on the coinage of silver!

2:06amChun Shung Mao

bahh

ef that. im coining my silver!

2:06amGrabbage Burmeister

me too!

ill buy a mold at walmart

2:06amChun Shung Mao

lets have a coining conference.

2:07amGrabbage Burmeister

yes

in the white house

so obama must attend

im not appreciating obamas diss on journalism]

2:08amChun Shung Mao

i love his not so subtle dissing.

2:08amGrabbage Burmeister

i dont

100 years ago silver was a big issue!

they didnt care about whatever abstract thing hes talking about

2:09amChun Shung Mao

100 years ago nothing happened in politics

2:09amGrabbage Burmeister

WJ Bryans

Bryan

haha

2:10amChun Shung Mao

yeah

2:10amGrabbage Burmeister

he said "we had some setbacks"

and they again focused on the African Americans in the audience

2:10amChun Shung Mao

omg.

not on BET!

2:10amGrabbage Burmeister

on ABC they did

wait

i take that back......

we switched to FOX!!!!!

2:11amChun Shung Mao

oooh

2:11amGrabbage Burmeister

how am i not surprised?

2:11amChun Shung Mao

that explains it.

2:11amGrabbage Burmeister

exactly

As we can see, this conversation is very revealing.  Let me know what you think.  Again, none of these comments are related to Mikey J in the Morning.