Thursday, March 18, 2010

It Just Makes Sense!

I heard rumor about the whole texting bill coming to Iowa, mostly from the Daily Donut.

Please let them pass this bill.  Imagine a cop pulling you over for texting...

First he makes sure you are in between the ages of 16 and...17?  A two year range?  Hmmm.  Maybe they should also ban alcohol from 27-28 year olds.  Or how about just prohibit soft drink consumption for 4-5 year olds.  Actually, you should probably stop 41-42 year olds from voting.

Second of all he asks if you were texting.  You say, "No."  Next he asks, "I saw you with your phone out."  You respond, "I was just dialing. My mom wants to know where I'm at."

He then says, "Oh, okay.  Be a safe driver."

He then walks back to his car and leaves. You drive to the party, get drunk, then drive back home with a phone in your hand.

So please, Iowa, please pass this bill.  Our streets will be much safer without texting.  The jobs of policemen will be a lot easier.  The state will save money.

Please pass this bill.
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