Saturday, March 13, 2010

The Frying Pan Chronicles, Part II

Anyways, as I was saying...I was doing the dishes one night and I had just completed stages 1-3 (see post bellow, The Frying Pan Chronicles, Part I.  I was in the fourth stage, which requires that I put the clean and dry dishes away in their proper spot.

Everything was going fine.  I would pick up a dish and put it away in its appropriate container.  Everything was going fine, until I got to the frying pan.

My family keeps the pots and pans under the counter, to the left of this sink.  I knelt down to open up the cabinet.  I opened up the cabinet.

I then reached for the frying pan and moved to put it away under the counter.  I picked up the frying pan and...

I smashed the edge of the frying pan into the bridge of my nose.  It felt like my entire cranium was rearranged as my brain was dented with stainless steel pan.  It took me a few seconds to realize what had happened

As I brought the pan off the counter to put it in the cupboards, I apparently decided that I wasn't getting enough outside punishment.  Instead of putting the pan into the cupboard, I put it into my head.

I recovered and then put the pan away, blood still on the side.  I brought my hand up to my nose and felt the warmth of blood.  I then got a tissue to stop the bleeding, and eventually it stopped.

I still have the mark on my nose.


Frying pan base pic from https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjFq-McK4D56ZEUAgM9tXLBjSd_NhUh8PiST3HXJlCVDPPDkPdgBUDBruHv2t5lzMewSqSsat2Hh6gjnKIkmkzo_nZQxCNcArLrP3wrI6YOK2b7r6dD170vwY4Nbr5Rzbx8B47QQ6Hl5WZU/s400/frying-pan-head1-300x300.jpg
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