Sunday, May 9, 2010

Why Sundays are the New Mondays

I am sitting here on a Sunday night, very unhappy with the world.  It seems like every Sunday night completely sucks.  I wondered to myself, why? Why the hell have Sunday's started to suck so much?

Here are a few of my reasons:

-Sunday is the sabbath day.  This means that you aren't supposed to do physical labor or anything strenuous like that.  Doing physical labor and strenuous things releases endorphins. Endorphins makes you happy.  You don't have endorphins on Sunday, so you aren't happy on Sunday.

-People can get figuratively "hung over" from the weekend.  Staying out late doing things can be taxing.  Taxes must be payed, usually the next day in the form of tiredness and a bad mood.

-Homework is due the next day...
Synthesized by Mikey J at 10:13:00 PM

1 comment:

  1. Mikey JSunday, May 16, 2010 12:02:00 PM

    Alright this (^) is getting a bit out of hand. I didn't mind the .............. posts, but this is outright ridiculous.

    I'm taking action.

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