Sunday, November 1, 2009

Column Spit

Imagine you had to write a column...What would you write about?  You have a large audience, and can write about anything you want.  What would it be?

Would you write about texting, in a sarcastic tone, showing the world how ridiculous it is?

Would you write about Fear and Laziness?  Fear and laziness are the only things stopping us from living the life we want to lead.  If we could eliminate those two things, our goals would be super-obtainable.  Fear stops us from doing things.  Laziness stops us from doing things.  "You see that hot girl over there?  Go talk to her." "What no way man!  I would never do that, she is way out of my league!"  That's called fear.  If you are afraid of doing something, you will most likely never do it.  If we could just all learn to take more risks, the effect of fear could be reduced.  Too bad this goes against the nature of many humans.  If this sentence was your comfort zone, you should not be here.

Laziness is pretty self explanatory.  If you are too lazy to get up, do stuff, and achieve goals, it will be bad.

It is now a new month (November) so my Pandora hours have been replenished.  

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I offered to give him speech lessons. He didn't respond.
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A hot dog is God's Toe.
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Best pickup line ever:

"I accidentally ordered an extra entree, can you come and eat if for me?"
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Statistically, I will live forever. I have been living for over 5,000 days. During each of those days, I have lived the whole time. Probability says I am immortal.

(Probability also said Michigan would beat Appalachian State)
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You know we're doomed if we idol a guy named "Young Jeezy." Funniest name ever.
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"You know what they say about assuming?"
"What?"
"Sometimes you're right... sometimes you're wrong"
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Dumb: "Quit being such a smart ass!"

Smart: "I'd rather be a smart ass than a dumb ass."

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-"Well, the short answer is no. But the long answer would be yes, it has one more letter."
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-After drinking all that diet soda, I felt Splendid
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-Drive up ATM's have braille for a good reason: Limit production cost (drive-up same as walk-up, so only one factory setting is needed) Plus, where else is the blind taxi driver going to get his money late at night?
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Only in America:

-Can you walk the streets without getting shot
-Will the police respond to your call without corrupt agendas
-Will you be allowed to elect your leaders
-You don't have to put barbed wire around your yard
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The background for my header (the picture with the Acai tree) is from http://www.thewallpapers.org/photo/22996/2-Single_Acacia_Tree_at_Sunrise_Masai_Mara_Kenya.jpg