Thursday, April 1, 2010

ISU Espionage: Part III, Dinner

It was time for dinner.  I glanced to my left, then quickly to my right.  I then looked down at my gameboy and continued to play pokemon red version.  My Kadabra had just reached level 34.  I was happy.
Why won't he evolve!?!?

The entire floor was in disarray.  It was the last day of spring break for the college students, and none of the restaurants were open.  Panic spread throughout the area as news of these foreclosures snowballed from room to room.  One bright student hopped on his computer, and smashed it because he weighted too much.  Joking, he was actually searching for open restaurants on campus at ISU.  The anxious look on his face waned and turned into joy as he saw one opening...Clyde's Sports Bar.

He shut his laptop and rushed out of the room to tell the other students in the area.  One by one he whispered to them, "Clyde's is open!"  After he had told the whole floor, the students again were in disarray. They didn't know what to order from Clyde's.  You see, Clyde's has an online ordering system where you can place an order online and pick it up when you get down to the restaurant.  In other words, no waiting.  In words besides those, we had found a place to eat.

Gradually the people calmed down, sat back, and relaxed.  A sophomore girl ordered her food with a sanguine posture.  She was getting the garden salad tonight.


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I offered to give him speech lessons. He didn't respond.
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A hot dog is God's Toe.
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Best pickup line ever:

"I accidentally ordered an extra entree, can you come and eat if for me?"
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Statistically, I will live forever. I have been living for over 5,000 days. During each of those days, I have lived the whole time. Probability says I am immortal.

(Probability also said Michigan would beat Appalachian State)
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You know we're doomed if we idol a guy named "Young Jeezy." Funniest name ever.
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"You know what they say about assuming?"
"What?"
"Sometimes you're right... sometimes you're wrong"
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Dumb: "Quit being such a smart ass!"

Smart: "I'd rather be a smart ass than a dumb ass."

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-"Well, the short answer is no. But the long answer would be yes, it has one more letter."
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-After drinking all that diet soda, I felt Splendid
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-Drive up ATM's have braille for a good reason: Limit production cost (drive-up same as walk-up, so only one factory setting is needed) Plus, where else is the blind taxi driver going to get his money late at night?
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Only in America:

-Can you walk the streets without getting shot
-Will the police respond to your call without corrupt agendas
-Will you be allowed to elect your leaders
-You don't have to put barbed wire around your yard
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