I offered to give him speech lessons. He didn't respond.
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A hot dog is God's Toe.
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Best pickup line ever:
"I accidentally ordered an extra entree, can you come and eat if for me?"
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Statistically, I will live forever. I have been living for over 5,000 days. During each of those days, I have lived the whole time. Probability says I am immortal.
(Probability also said Michigan would beat Appalachian State)
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You know we're doomed if we idol a guy named "Young Jeezy." Funniest name ever.
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"You know what they say about assuming?"
"What?"
"Sometimes you're right... sometimes you're wrong"
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Dumb: "Quit being such a smart ass!"
Smart: "I'd rather be a smart ass than a dumb ass."
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-"Well, the short answer is no. But the long answer would be yes, it has one more letter."
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-After drinking all that diet soda, I felt Splendid
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-Drive up ATM's have braille for a good reason: Limit production cost (drive-up same as walk-up, so only one factory setting is needed) Plus, where else is the blind taxi driver going to get his money late at night?
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Only in America:
-Can you walk the streets without getting shot
-Will the police respond to your call without corrupt agendas
-Will you be allowed to elect your leaders
-You don't have to put barbed wire around your yard
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Mikey, Mikey, Mikey...
ReplyDeleteAll you can support your argument with is the fact that Tom Brady's team has done better.
Over the past 8-9 years, the Patriots have won more Superbowls. But the truth is the reason they have won so many is because of the strength the Patriots defense. a better defense better field position, more time of possession, and more of a chance to get the ball in better field position. Brady's had so much better of a line to protect him, and so many more offensive threats than Peyton has ever had. To this I say, if you flip-flopped the quarterbacks teams, Peyton would do much better in New England, than Tom would every do in Indianapolis. The truth is that there is simply no way to argue it differently.
That's why, teams aside, the man with the hot wife, Tom Brady will never ever do as much with so little as Peyton has done in Indianapolis.
So while Peyton keeps on racking up MVP awards, Tom can comfort himself with the fact that hey, at least he beats Peyton in something, hotness of his wife...
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ReplyDeleteTom Brady was drafted in the 6th round of the NFL draft. He played behind Drew Bledsoe, and took the reigns when he went down before the Super Bowl. He has been with the Patriots his whole career. He leads his team to victory after victory. Comeback after comeback. Super Bowl after Super Bowl. He is a leader. He has many more comebacks than Manning, a better record, and has more modeling contracts.
ReplyDeleteIf the Colts and Patriots traded QB's, it woud be pathetic. Tom has a good relationship with his team, they want to follow him. That is one of the main reasons for success, teamwork and desire to win. Tom would not fit in in Indy, and Manning would be disliked in NE.
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First of all, on all three of Tom's Superbowl victories, it was Adam Vinanteri's strong leg that won them their superbowls. All three of his kicks were ones that could be easily missed. Almost all of their superbowl victories have been close games that were decided by the strong leg of Adam Vinateri.
ReplyDeleteEven as ESPN analysts state in this interview: http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=2885497
Peyton is more knowledgeable.
Now I must say, if you follow the link, one of the analysts says that if it's all about winning, then Tom Brady is your guy.
But it's not about just who's won more, it's who is a better quarterback.
My inclination as neither a Colts nor Patriots fan goes to Peyton on his style of play. I just feel he is slightly more quarterback-like than Tom Brady.
As you can tell we could probably go on arguing for years about this, and no one would change each other's mind; barring an 0-16 season by either the colts or patriots. We'll just have to wait until this year's AFC Championship game when the Colts and Pats battle it all out.
First of all, neither the Colts or the Patriots will make it to the Championship game. < Big scary prediction.
ReplyDeleteAs far as I can tell, the QB's job is to lead the team to victory. Who cares about stats? They don't win games. Brady has excellent leadership and has led his franchise to more Super Bowls.
Are you really saying that Vinateri won the Super Bowls for that Pats? Ridiculous.
Every time Adam had a winning field goal, it was set up by a classic Tom Brady winning drive.
This was written a few years ago, before Tom's beast seasons:
http://www.coldhardfootballfacts.com/Article.php?Page=261
In defense of Brady, they say "But there is far more to quarterbacking than surrounding yourself with hall-of-fame talent and tossing a record number of touchdown passes."
Well, Tom has a record number of TD passes, and hall-of-fame talent.
We could continue to throw links at each other from various sports analysts, proving each QB is better than the other, but that would get old.
We'll just have to wait until this year's AFC Wild Card game when the Colts and Pats battle it all out.